Soon, the Internet will provide every answer you will ever need. And you will help provide new answers.
Your mind will be directly connected to it, wirelessly, at speeds that will allow for instant-er gratification than your crap, overpriced connection does right now.
Some wikis that need to be written, reviewed and updated include:
- How to be the perfect human at any age.
- How to smoothly integrate intimate relationships, true friendships and work relationships each and every day.
- How to eat poorly, remain lazy and get healthy all in one.
- How to steal money from others without the guilt and threat of incarceration.
- How to make love like a pro all the time.
- How to get back what you lost, and lose what you don’t want, today.
- How to live like you want without destroying anything, including the future.
- How to get to the nearest friendly, inhabitable, earth-like planet on a budget.
- How to avoid pain and suffering of any kind, forever.
- How to bring celebrities back from the grave, and send others there sooner so they stop sending the wrong messages.
- How to end stupidity, superficiality, inequality, violence and anger of any kind, in any language.
- How to be right in the end, every time.
- How to play the drums like a the guys do in every song you love.
- How to get people to do things for you for free, no matter what the circumstance.
- How to live a fulfilling life without question or hesitation.
- How to write better using every word ever conceived.
- How to ignore bank service fees, overdraft fees and all interest charges without worry.
- How to live the hairless life.
- How to live the stinkless life.
- How to live life successfully without ever doing laundry.
- How to learn everything that there is to know in seconds.