I realized the other day that my favorite two things in the truck were Sirius and the Center Console.
- Sirius is the stupider of our two dogs, and my favorite.
- The center console is the best feature of the Silverado, and my favorite.
- Sirius tends to roll over, urinate on his own belly, and lap it up.
- The center console is many things at once, and does it all well, like a seagull.
- Sirius is great because I’ve never seen him be a real asshole. He doesn’t know how.
- The center console changes my seat into a couch.
- Sirius would be a great bird dog.
- The center console keeps me from touching the man beside me.
- Sirius never licks me when I’m not expecting it.
- The center console holds cans, cups and large bottles, with shock absorption for no loss of precious juice.
- Sirius has an underbite like a boxer and his lips get caught up on his jacked teeth.
- The center console is like a condo for my crap.
- Sirius is smooth and black.
- The center console is smooth and black.
- Sirius leaves poo bombs where ever he cares to.
- The center console has just enough padding to cushion my sensitive spots.
- Sirius can’t crap without urinating on himself at the same time.
- The center console flips up to act as a backrest for a middle- front- seat- rider.
- Sirius chases invisible cats along the fencelines of our back yard.
- The center console has a misty locker area underneath for illegal items.
- Sirius runs straight some days and crooked most days.
- The center console is the perfect mobile personal dinner table.
- Sirius breaks out of the yard sometimes, but he stops soon after and just stands there looking around, as if he’d crossed into another dimension. He’s easy to catch in this state.
- The center console helps perfectly position my ass in the seat every time.
- Sirius hates his leash and gentle leader.
- The center console provides the perfect separation between two men on the road to the fishing hole. Elbows never touch. There is no awkward closeness or unwanted contact of the skin.
- Sirius is totally content to sleep, any time, any place. One the road trip from east to west, he slept 12 hours a day, and then slept all night too.
- The center console has three slots: one for my drink, one for my Treo, and one for my Ipod.
- Sirius lives to have some part of him touching some part of you.
- The center console has no life.
- Sirius is waiting for me most of the time.
- The center console exists at the galactic core of the vehicle.
- Sirius has no idea what stars and planets are.
- The center console makes driving more comfortable.
- Sirius is not a picky eater, but he appreciates some savory sauce or extras thrown in every now and then.
- The center console remembers nothing.
- Sirius has a very short memory, and life span.
- The center console makes no decisions for itself.
- Sirius has pulled some stupid moves in his limited days.
- The center console makes the stereo look like an idiot.
- Sirius is nice to children.
- The center console would never fit in an Audi.
- Sirius seems at home in large vehicles.
- The center console is a platform for ideas.
- Sirius is named after the dog star, and a movie character.
- The center console has a pretty lame future.
- Sirius has a disfunctional unit.
- The center console is something I look forward to leaning against, every day.
- Sirius is the master of just one thing: His own little life.
6 responses so far ↓
1 Vince // Jul 26, 2007 at 8:14 am
Sirius really has absolutely NO clue.
2 Tara // Jul 26, 2007 at 8:23 am
He is amazing. You should take some of the photos chuck has of him peeing on himself and licking it and put them with this post…
3 wifey // Jul 26, 2007 at 8:48 am
Some comments:
Sirius would be a great bird dog. – I wholeheartedly diasgree with this statement. This dog can’t even manage to play catch.
Sirius hates his leash and gentle leader. – Sirius LOVES the leash but hates the Gentle Leader. Thank God for Gentle Leaders.
Sirius lives to have some part of him touching some part of you. – Sometimes this is annoying.
Sirius is not a picky eater, but he appreciates some savory sauce or extras thrown in every now and then. – Read statement in reference to enjoying his own golden showers.
The center console would never fit in an Audi. – But your wife would look really hot driving an A4 – YEAHHHHH!
Sirius is named after the dog star, and a movie character. – Based on the records from the rescue group, I’m willing to bet large sums of money that the pervious owner’s didn’t know that Sirius is the dog star. He’s named after Sirius Black in Harry Potter.
Sirius has a disfunctional unit. – And it’s really tiny.
So, even though Sirius is brain damaged…. we love him lots. Well. We can’t speak for Suki.
4 Vince // Jul 26, 2007 at 11:49 am
What’s a “pervious owner”? I never want to be one of those…
5 Tara // Jul 26, 2007 at 3:41 pm
I wouldn’t be surprised if you came home one day and Suki had tied Sirius up and stuffed him in the closet. Suki is so sophisticated and proper and almost seems embarrassed of the Sirius boy at times. They are great together. Miss them and you guys too!
6 wifey // Jul 27, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Tara- that was the best post ever.
Sometimes she looks at him with total disgust.
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